10 Reasons to Hate The Heat

There are at least 10 reasons to hate the Miami Heat – but this isn’t one of them.

My entire life, I’ve rooted against the Boston Celtics. I was the guy pulling for Jerry West, Wilt Chamberlain and all the others who fell to the relentless Green Machine.  Larry Bird was a legend, but Magic Johnson was my guy.  And don’t remind me of the countless times the Celtics have embarrassed the Knicks, including this year.

But I’m changing my stripes for the NBA playoffs.  For those who know me, rooting for Boston is way off base, totally out of character.

Heck, there are countless reasons to root for the Celtics to beat the Miami Heat.  Especially for New York fans. Here’s 10 of ’em:

1. LeBron James, who teased New York fans before taking his “talents” to South Beach.

2. Pat Riley, who infamously FAXed in his resignation to the Knicks and fled to Miami.

3. The winters, which are warmer in Miami.

4. Beat the Heat and Hate the Heat roll off the tongue.  And fittingly, Heat and hate are anagrams.

5. LeBron wasn’t very nice to Cleveland either.

6. Dwayne Wade, who not only kills the Knickerbockers, he killed my alma mater, Holy Cross, in the NCAAs when he played at Marquette.

7. The arrogant Heat players and management, who felt they could “arrange” a championship.

8. That tasteless show the Heat put on last summer when they introduced LeBron and Chris Bosh to South Florida.

9. New York basketball fans are smarter.

10. Riley’s slick hairdo.

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