Dawgs Paws to Reflect on Another Near Title

Sad to say, the Dutchess Dawgs are becoming the Buffalo Bills of fantasy football.

For the second year in a row, the Dawgs dominated the Nightcap League, leading the  circuit in wins, points and dawg-bites-man attitude. And for the second year in a row, the Dawgs lost the championship game.

Dawgs president, general manager and head coach Big Dawg Bowser vows he’s not standing pat.

“It’s time to shake up this roster,” said the Big Dawg. “Nobody’s job is safe — quarterbacks, running backs, receivers, defenders, even the ball boys and our cheerleaders, the Dawgettes. We’ll do whatever it takes to win a championship, and  if it means cutting every last player and starting all over, well that’s what we’re gonna do.”

When reminded that Nightcap is not a keeper league, and that teams start from scratch with a September draft, the Dawg just barked, “I knew that.”

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